So I was bored enough to read over a conversation I was having with my sister on Meebo.  And I say some pretty weird things.  For one...

[10:18] Cookie: And everyone knows you're only friends with people IRL if you're friends with them on Facebook!

I mean, really, I guess I might just be a sad person to have gotten sucked into this Internet social networking phenomena after I quit MySpace, but Facebook slowly crept up my crack.  At first, it was just a place to friends with people who were in different colleges.  Then, they started to include people who went to community colleges.  Then, they allowed people in high schools to join.  Now all of a sudden, friends, aunts and uncles, and weirdos from anywhere are joining!  Now, it's just like MySpace except people can't customize layouts for their profiles and sneak crazy ad pop-ups everywhere.  Sigh, the self-realization of checking my Facebook every time I receive an email saying someone commented on something makes me feel like a sad, sad person.

[14:50] Cookie: How can we prove that we're blood-related if we both don't like bacon!?

Ah, but seriously!  My sister doesn't like bacon.  How can this be!?!?  This will possibly be in a comic I make.  If I ever get around to making one.

[15:46] Cookie: I pooped.

I find it is my duty (pfft, duty) as a sister to inform my sister of every time I have a bowel movement.  Whether it's TMI for her or not...

I can't believe it's already June!  It's been a year since I started my new job!  Woot!

What's been going on?  Nothing really.  Except the weather has been great here in Seattle.  It's been so nice!  It's funny because I thought that seeing nice weather like this would make me want to go for a jog outside on the weekends, but instead, I end up sleeping in for another 3 or 4 hours - ie, I get out of bed between around 12-2 PM.  It just feels so nice!  I love summer!

Hmmm, fencing classes.  I did some research and it looks like there may be some classes available around the Seattle area.  I even managed to watch some videos on YouTube just for kicks!  It's so cool!  I want to try, I want to try, I want to try!  XD 

But alas, the pole dancing and personal training has taken up my time. Of course I love doing these two things so I can't just give em up.  I think I will wait until next year.  Maybe by then, I will have gained enough strength and stamina so that I won't be some wimpy dainty chick that can't even hold her ground with a sword.  Oooooooohhhhh...

SWORDS!

Food that I wish was healthy with low calories and that we can eat in plentiful amounts:

• Nachos - I love cheese!  And I love salty chips!
• Prime rib steak - Omg, I love meat.  And the smell of a good prime rib steak with fresh peppercorn seasoning slow roasted for hours on end...it makes my mouth water.
• Filipino food - So much flavor!  Must be all the fat from the meat, the deep frying, and high cholesterol.
• Dim sum - Why they put them on tiny plates when I end up ordering three at a time, I'll never know.
• Spam - With rice, ramen, or in a freedom burger!  They are delicious.
• Breakfast sandwiches - Even now I rarely eat them, but they are yummy!
• BBQ pork over rice - There's this really great place in I-District/Downtown Seattle that my friend took me to.  It's so cheap for like $5 and the portions are huge!
• Honey walnut prawns - I can make these myself.  You don't want to know what the ingredients are like...but it's safe to say it still tastes good!
• Pho - More MSG please.
• Mushroom swiss burgers - Whenever they have burgers like this in a restaurant, I swear, this is the only burger I've got my eyes on.  Like a vulture.
• Chipotle burritos - Honestly, I love the barbacoa beef.  But since I have to eat a little healthier, I usually go for the chicken instead.  And I also make it a bowl.  But bowls are a lot easier to eat!
• Avocado milkshake bubble tea - They don't say it, but I bet they put like a pound of sugar in it.  But I love it anyway.
• Crab - Need I say more?
  

Yummmmm.

Why, why, why!?!?  I want to be able to do the splits.  Maybe I'm supposed to be dedicating more time to stretching the legs, but it takes forever!  How are people able to just abruptly do the splits like it doesn't hurt at all!?  Ooy.  I can't even do a full side splits and it still hurts.  I guess it could have been because I stopped going to yoga class, but that's because I've only had time on my schedule to do my cardio and play with Fish.

In other news, I think my pole sit is improving.  Soon, my skin should be conditioned to do it with no hands and I can stay there forever, right?  Right?!?!  But from learning it along with the pole climb, I have been getting bruises and pole burns all over my knees, calves, and thighs.  It's brutal, but it hurts so good.  Luckily, we play the music really loud so that you don't hear all my grunting and whining.

Oh, and I would add pictures if I wasn't such a fattie.  I'd like to say everything I'm learning is impressive, but not impressive enough to oversee the rolls on my stomach and the size of my thunder thighs at the moment.  Maybe in a couple of months - give or take.